Tuesday, May 16, 2006

PSA

To the woman whose cart I rammed into at Safeway today:

if you had simply moved out of my way before I politely asked you to do so it would have been fine.

When I finally requested (in my best Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm voice, I might add) that you move, you looked at me like I had called you names.

Bashing the living hell out of your cart was the only decent thing I could think of doing at that point.

Just be grateful it wasn't your fucking head.

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous11:51 AM

    Well. There goes "Minnesota Nice" all to hell. BTW, I'd love to know more about how your mom found her voice and grew into herself. She sounds so cool!

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