Thanks, Susan....

Clearly my friend Susan knows me all too well. LOL


Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
pharmacist about Tequila.

Tequila is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about
yourself and your actions. Tequila can help ease you out of your shyness
and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just
about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Tequila almost immediately, and with a
regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you
from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, (well shyness
anyway) and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop
hiding and start living, with Tequila.

Tequila may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing
should not use Tequila. *However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or
becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.*

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration,
erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of
money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing,
headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play
all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

**I am reiterating the recommendation for women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant. Garrett's middle name is Cuervo. (Okay, not really, but it could be.)